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CHAFFLES HAVE LANDED!!!

Recipe frist. Story Later!!!

What’s in a Chaffle?

1 egg

1 cup shredded mild cheddar

⅛ teaspoon baking powder

That’s it.

Plug in the waffle maker. When the light goes off it's ready. I put a little olive oil on the heating element.
1/4 cup of the mixture goes into the
waffle maker. Close it and the light will come back on. Once the light is off again you're ready to move your waffle. It will be steaming hot!! Be careful!! I put them on a cooling rack and once they are cool and crispy I carefully slice them in half for sandwiches, burgers, chicken thighs, you name it. 

You can store them in the fridge but I recommend popping them back into the waffle maker to warm them up. Cool on the bakers rack again and slice them when they’re crispy. The resistance is helpful to get a good clean slice. Here are a pic of my very first chaffle. 

Beautiful Grain Free Cheesy Waffle!!!

Beautiful Grain Free Cheesy Waffle!!!

 

Can I possibly still be learning new things about the keto lifestyle more than 2 years in? YUP!


Can I still be learning about my BODY after almost 44 YEARS? You Bet!!

Do you know people who follow this way of eating for a few weeks and think they’ve mastered it?  I’m here to tell you no way! 

I came down with a fever on July 27th. Hit me like a ton of bricks. No symptoms, just achy. I was in full-blown nutritional ketosis yet gained a pound a day for several days. Yes! I gained 6 pounds in 5 days WHILE IN KETOSIS. My body did NOT care. I was in a health crisis and my body was focused on that. 


Lesson: If you're eating on plan, drinking your water, following your macros and not losing? Your body is handling more important stuff. Stay the course and be patient. 

I ended up in a full-body rash which landed me in the ER to ultimately be admitted for testing. Testing that has so far led to no conclusion.

After being discharged from the hospital and continuing to stay keto despite the carb-laden hospital food I proceeded to lose 9 pounds in 5 days. How is that even possible? I stayed the course. I trusted my nutrition and allowed my body to heal itself and not fight against food and ingredients that I was not used to eating (even though I truly thought I earned those hostess cupcakes). 

After a few days of being home some of you know, I had a delivery that included an item I put in the Amazon cart during the middle of the night hospital stay. The MINI Waffle Maker!! 

 Last week I told you how I made my zucchini bread into mini waffles!. What I learned in the last week is my sensitivity to coconut flour. YUP! That’s what I learned. Brand new to me. I’ve eaten the coconut zucchini bread in the past and never noticed anything. Keeping my diet so clean as I continue to heal is what made the difference here.

I ate one waffle. The only new thing in my diet. Up a half a pound the next day. Didn’t think much of it as our weight fluctuates based on our water consumption, what’s literally in our stomachs at the time, how much salt we had in the days prior.

Ate another waffle. Gained another ½ pound. OK time to test it out...No waffle, next day down ½ pound. And the same the following day. If I wasn’t being so careful about what I was eating I would never have noticed!! I was like AREYOUKIDDINGME? 

Lesson: Just because it’s Keto doesn’t mean it’s Keto for ME! (Or you. We’re all mystical creatures who are different in so many lovely ways)

This brings me to the BASIC CHAFFLE! You guys! This is the item that once I tried it I texted my husband and told him “You’re gonna fall in love with me all over again!!” I was right!!! 

NoBake Peanut Butter Cookies!

My Mother in love made is these cookies all the time around the holidays. She would know with that mother’s intuition that we could use some cookies and a little bit of her joy and just come up stair with them. She would make hers with oats so I had to find a way to keep the tradition alive for our family. Here is the keto-ized version of the most delicious no back ‘Haystack” cookies!!!

Ingredients

2 tablespoons real butter

2/3 cup all natural peanut butter (or your choice of nut butter)

1 cup unsweetened all natural shredded coconut

2 tablespoons confectioners swerve

1 tsp real vanilla extract

Note* if using a granulated swerve add it to the butter to the melted butter and stir to dissolve.

1 tablespoon cocoa powder (optional)

Instructions

In a microwave safe dish, melt butter.

Beat in peanut butter until smooth.

If you chose to make these with cocoa powder, add it now.

Add Swerve and coconut. Mix well.

Scoop 1 tablespoon portions onto a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper.

Freeze for 1 hour. Store in the freezer in a freezer safe container.

Put a lock on your freezer to keep you from eating the ENTIRE BATCH!!!

No Joke!

XOXO

Peace, Love, and Avocado!

~~Cat

Peanut Butter Haystack cookie!

Peanut Butter Haystack cookie!

jalapeño Poppers

Yesterday was a very busy Father's Day that ended with a backyard BBQ of burgers, hot dogs, ribs, coleslaw, and some good probiotic sauerkraut. I wanted to make a little something special for the great dads in my life! Jalapeño popper's for the papa's seemed like a cute idea! 

Note: Wear gloves when handling jalapeños so you don't make the mistake of rubbing your eyes after handling these spicy treats!

Par-cooking the bacon is an important part of these Papa's Poppers!

Par-cooking the bacon is an important part of these Papa's Poppers!

Ingredients:
2 jalapeños
4 oz cream cheese
4 slices par cooked bacon
Shredded cheddar
Salt
Pepper
Onion powder (just a sprinkle)
Garlic Powder (just a sprinkle)

For the bacon: Par cook in the oven at 375* for 20 minutes. You want the bacon to stay pliable. 

For the cream cheese filling: Soften 4oz of cream cheese. Mix in a little salt, pepper, garlic, and onion powder. 

Slice the jalapeños long ways. Scrape the seeds and ribs from the pepper. This is where the heat of the pepper lives. Be careful when doing this jalapeños tend to “spray” a bit when you’re scraping the ribs.  
Fill each jalapeño half with the cream cheese mixture. Top each half with a sprinkle of cheddar. Wrap each pepper half with a slice of bacon. Wrap each individual popper in foil to keep it together. 

Throw on the grill for 30 minutes away from the flame until the pepper is soft. Open the foil to allow the bacon to crisp up. 

If cooking in the oven cook on 375* on a cookie sheet until the bacon is cooked, and the pepper is soft (around 30 minutes). 
 

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Keto Cookie Monster

With this crazy life we've chosen to embark on sometimes we just want to feel 'normal'! To be able to walk into the kitchen and grab a snack. To be able to enjoy cookies with your kids on family movie night. To be able to bring a delicious, portable dessert to a potluck... These Coconut Cream Cheese slice and bake cookies allow for all of these things!! They taste like a sugar/shortbread cookie, but with a slight hint of coconut.

Cream Cheese Cookies

Ingredients
1 Egg
1/2 tsp Baking powder
1/2 cup Coconut flour
1/4 tsp Salt
1 tsp Vanilla extract
1/2 cup Butter
3 tbsp Cream cheese
1/2 cup Erythritol (or other sugar substitute)

Cream the butter, cream cheese, egg, vanilla and erythritol (I use Swerve)
Add in the dry ingredients, Salt, baking powder, coconut flour.
Shape into a log using parchment paper. Place in fridge for at least an hour.
Slice into discs. Bake in a 350* oven until golden brown around the edges. Approximately 15-17 minutes.

Nutritional information will vary based on how thin, or thick you cut your cookies. As you an see I cut mine thiiiin. 

 

 

Keto Cream Cheese Slice and Bake Cookies

Keto Cream Cheese Slice and Bake Cookies

Do you drop the "F" Bomb?

Fat bombs of course!! Is there a bad way to enjoy guacamole? I firmly say "NO". Now I usually use bacon as the chips for my guacamole, but these little guys are a fun new twist on what we all know is "extra". The guac is always extra! 

^^Do you relate?^^

^^Do you relate?^^

Guac Bomb

Ingredients

3 slices thick cut bacon, cooked and crumbled
½ large avocado
¼ cup butter at room temperature (Not melted)
½  clove garlic finely minced. (I used a microplane to make sure I don’t get any large chunks.)
1 TBS lime juice (added a little at a time to make sure it’s not too ‘wet’)
Pink himalayan sea salt to taste (Add a little at a time. You can always add more but can’t take it out.)
1 scallion. The white part. Very thinly sliced

Optional: cilantro finely diced. (I use scissors)
 

In a bowl, mash the avocado with the butter, garlic, and lime juice. Make sure it’s evenly incorporated. Stir in the onion and mix ½ of a piece of the bacon into the guacamole mixture. Cover tightly and refrigerate for so minutes so it can firm up. 

Once firmed up, use a large ice cream scoop or spoon, and divide the mixture into 6 even balls. Form the balls in your hands, and roll in the remaining crumbled bacon. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator for 3-4 days.

Nutrition per serving:

Calories: 126       Fat: 13      Carbs: 2      Protein:2
 

Keto "Corn" Dog Muffins

A rainy day calls for some comfort food! My 14 year old loves corn dogs, and I love to recreate recipes he loves in a way that is keto friendly. This recipe make 12 Servings, and would make a fantastic appetizer! Lunch box friendly, and nut free too!!

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Ingredients

1/3 cup Coconut Flour
2 tablespoons golden flaxmeal
¼ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon Pink Himalayan Sea Salt
1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
5 large eggs
2 TBS Heavy Whipping Cream
¼ teaspoon spicy brown mustard
3 hot dogs, cut into 4 equal pieces

Instructions


Preheat the oven to 350*

Line cupcake tin with cupcake paper wrappers.

Combine all the ingredients in a bowl
Mix thoroughly with a hand mixer. 
Transfer batter 1 tablespoon at a time to a paper lined mini muffin pan
Place one piece of hot dog into each muffin cup
Bake at 350°F for 20-24 minutes
Cool 15 minutes
Serve with spicy brown mustard!


Nutritional Information (Per Muffin)

Calories: 123
Fat: 9g
Net Carbs: 2
Protein: 5g

XOXO ~ Cat

Keto Blueberry Muffin Recipe

When your little girl has been on an all blueberry muffin kick and you’re just plain ol’ jealous! Keto blueberry muffins hit the spot! Need a little work but they’ll do for now! 

 
cat decker
 

INGREDIENTS:

½ cup Coconut Flour

½ tsp Baking Soda

¼ tsp Baking Powder

1 sprinkle of Cinnamon

¼ tsp Pink Himalayan Sea Salt

2 TBS Swerve Sweetener

2 ½ TBS Melted butter

2 TBS Coconut Oil Melted

6 Eggs

4 TBS Water

1 tsp Vanilla

½ tsp Apple Cider Vinegar

½ Cup Frozen Blueberries (Plus a few to dot the top to be cute!)

INSTRUCTIONS:

Preheat the oven to 375*

Line the muffin tin with liners

Combine the dry ingredients in a large bowl.

In a separate bowl combine the dry ingredients

Slowly incorporate the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients.

Fold in the blueberries.

Using a cookie scoop (1 TBS) put 2 scoops into each cup and tamp down.

Dot the tops of the muffins with extra blueberries if you’re being cute.

Place in the oven for 10 minutes. Turn the muffin pan bid way through. Bake for an additional 10 minutes.

I used frozen blueberries. If you’re using fresh you may have to back the cooking time down.

Makes 12

xoxo

Cat